The most reliably brutal burn is to call someone average. Why?

A story about you, your two-year-old daughter, and hot girls everywhere.

Celebrities, microcelebrities, people you know – they’re all jockeying for your attention, and there’s a limit to how many you can actually care about.

Make a habit of using these tools, and not only will all your relationships become husks, you yourself will become a husk.

The tide is turning on Insta-therapy. Good riddance, but actual therapy is still good and worth doing.