And no, I will not accept the miniature puddle-covered excuses for ice rinks that towns pull out of the cupboard every winter.

For many, living in a damp, broken home is a sad reality. For wealthy young men, it's what draws them to Castle Street flatting.

One area where Castle Street residents outpace the world is their fascination with vomit. And the news absolutely loves it.

Pelted with eggs, plied with booze and made to drink vomit. Why do university students bond over torture?

Nothing says 'Wellington Heritage' like a decaying monument to an outdated industry.